Your point?

Usually said when someone goes on a long rant about something you don't care about and fails to bring up a valid point, anything worth merit, or a compelling argument. Also said when someone speaks mindless drivel. Usually will cause a complete dumbass to rage and just give up.

dumbass " Ya man, I'm the greatest person to ever live. Sure I never went to college, made a fortune, helped out the less fortunate, not the best looking person, and have an IQ of 72, which is legally retarded and lower than Forrest Gump's, but I have the coolest wallet ever!!
Me " Your Point?"
Dumbass " Man fuck u man, you're just a hater and you're hating on my swag and success!! Quit being a player hater, even though I get no ass and live with my mom and I'm 40 and still a virgin.

by All State 1B June 24, 2013

The Heaven Point

A point slightly above the female lip that, when stroked, produces a slight orgasm. Must be massaged in a clockwise fashion and make sure to not use the nail on the finger. Very sensual for a woman.

Movie: Broken Lizard's Club Dread, the Heaven Point is used by the masseur

by John Thorn January 11, 2009

The Check Point Paradox

When playing a video game that uses checkpoints instead of normal saves, you pass the check point before a boss or tough group of monsters, with your character's health less than 25%. The monsters promptly destroy your character making you re-spawn at the last check point with still minimal health and no way to turn back without starting a new save or finding a glitch. This happens to many gamers and causes frustration about the inability to advance further into the storyline.

(guy 1) Yo can I borrow your gameboy to play some Final Fantasy?

(guy 2) Naw I'm stuck in The Check Point Paradox!

by Deathrifle7 April 24, 2010

Fourth point of contact

Airborne military term for your ass. The five points of contact for landing after a parachute jump are (in order), 1. balls of feet, 2. heels of feet, 3. thighs, 4. ass, and 5. shoulder blades.

Term usually used to describe one who needs to pull their heads out of their ass.

"Ssg. Harston hasn't put my leave request in yet."
"Well, he better pull his head out of his fourth point of contact and get cracking on that!"

by TheGlorious1 January 1, 2010

pointy tits

It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.

Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.

Oh man! Them pointy tits is off the hizzouse, and poking me in the eye.

by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006

Relationship 10 Point Scale

1st... Hug
2nd... Holding Hands
3rd... Kiss On The Cheek
4th... Kiss On The Lips
5th... Open Kiss
6th... Kiss With Tongues
7th... Touching Boobs, Vagina And/Or Penis
8th... 7th But With Clothes Off
9th... Oral Sex
10th... Sexual Intercourse

Dude1: How Far Did You Get With That Girl?
Dude2: Well, On The Relationship 10 Point Scale We Got To 4! :D

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009

typing point

point of time at a boring party when one guest after another starts typing on his/her phone to check for an alternative.

also referred to as the tipping point of a party. soon after typing point, people start leaving the party for said alternative.
You don't want that to happen at your own party.

(on the phone)
Dude: He pal, whats the plan for tonight?
Pal: Hey dude, im meetin some friends later in town. thought you were at that party?
Dude: ya, dont know. typing point was five minutes ago, i think the partys dead pretty soon.
Pal: i told you! alright see you later..

by tboner3011 February 6, 2010