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Joe The Plumber

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.
Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG
by CMath February 23, 2009
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pro plus

A Caffeine tablet with apparent 'cult' status, used by students for years to stay awake while studying or during allnighters. Sometimes gets abused by people using it as a recreational drug - even though it's not great.
person 1: Man, I stayed up all night to finnish this!

person 2: Really? I thought you were gonna crash, you looked knackered before you left

person 1: yeah, but when I got home, I had some pro plus, woke me right up :)
by Mechanical Squirrel August 20, 2006
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plus

To vote it up....to add something you like....Came into use after Google Plus debut.
I beer+ed last night.(beer plussed). meaning "I added (drank) beer last night"

+ me. meaning "Add me"

G+ me. Meaning "Add me to google plus".
by Ag Arillon July 20, 2011
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Plush

When a girl has a body like a thick steak from Longhorn with all those juices and spices ahhhhhhhhhhhh. But it's so soft. Her body is like a Mac Dre beat. You just want to grab it because it's so fucking PLUSH. She's plush.

She's not chunky, curvy, fat, filled out, womanly, chubby, wide, big hipped, any of that shit. She's plush.

When a girl is plush, she is plush. She can't be described in any other word.
Dickie J: "Dude Sara is so plush, look at her in those tight jean shorts! I just want to run up and smack her plush ass uuuuhgghggaaa"

KG: "Damn dude your right. Look at those tits. And that fine ass. Body of a champion. She's plush."
by GentleJ October 11, 2010
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Plumber

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.
"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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Plub

An extremely fat vagina. Usually really hard to navigate around.
Sammy: Yo, I was about to hook up with Sara but then I felt her Plub and ran like hell!

Nick: You gotta be careful with those Plubs!
by Nick Da Dick December 19, 2011
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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
by kriswa August 3, 2007
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