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Face Plant

When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...
"Dude... what happen to his face?"

"His driveway!! Face Plant right on that bitch"
by AcaciaOctoberRain666 January 9, 2010
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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
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Plant City

A sad little town close to Tampa. There's nothing to do and the only thing that a person can look forward to is the Strawberry Festival. The local schools show there stupid piggies and horsies and have a grand old time. Its great if you're old and like to play golf. There's lots of Mexicans and of course, local gangs. There used to be plenty of free events but thanks to a certain economic recession, nothing is free anymore. You've got Tomlin and Marshall for middle school and Plant City High and Durant High for high school. Each group of schools is "rivals." Plant City High School sports didn't do too badly in the 2007-2008 seasons. The plazas are ridiculously annoying. There's virtually nothing interesting to do. Its an OK place but if you want a real life, you don't want to live here. If you do, you're kinda crazy.
A: "Where do you live?"
B: "Plant City."
A: "where's that?"
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the happy plant

by lolsies June 7, 2009
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Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant
Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023
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phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.
My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.
by needsa newphone July 27, 2011
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plant nipple

A plant nipple is the flower of the plant or that of the tree/s, to say simply; yet let me post a bit more info next...
Leaves are the nipples of the trees, Why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet.

Leaves are the nipples of the trees, why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet. The tree is the body, with the soil as the ground. The roots hold the plant up while branches and leaves keep it cool by shading it from heat or sun
Plants evolved from single-celled organisms like bacteria and archaea, some of which developed into larger more complex organisms,....
In essence, plants or trees in themselves have nipples, it is just the nipples that have that of work to bring others to feed from those nipples, as kids are seed, or fruit to some, saying what is the mapping of how trees have nipples, which as long as there are flowers, then those are trees that have nipples.
Look at how the plant nipple s are able to get the bees and the Hummingbirds; to get to that nectar.

it's my grandmother's favorite bird,

well, if you're willing and well, let's put so many plant nipples out so that we can she can see them, and we can smell the flowers too like roses A.K.A. plant nipple s, are your favorite flower to small of the pheromones that are from the plant.

Okay, so if plants have sex Organs, and pheromones, And they also provide shade. And fruit. I guess all trees layer the ultimate giving tree. With some pretty nice plant nipple.
by Craigvalue nova May 2, 2022
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