Great Plains

The time it takes for the fourth (or fifth) week to take when you're on monthly salary!

Thank Fuck for PAY DAY! I had to cross the Great Plains this week!!!

by Insphire November 8, 2018

"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.

I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's

She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns

by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018

jamaica plain

not work is jamaica plain

jamaica plain is not work

by Real Alberto May 11, 2022

Plain Jean

adj.: The semi-opposite of a "Plain Jane"

an extraordinary, cute but not hot, girl-next-door who is actually a fierce lioness.

she knows what she's doing without making a plan; she knows exactly what she doesn't want, which informs her of what she does want; and she has specific reasons for everything. a girl who can rise to the top, but pulls others up with her. extremely innovative and always the "idea man".

"Wow. She's not a Plain Jane... she's a Plain Jean."

by Jedi Rebelle June 2, 2022