Frketson: INVISIBLE SANDWICH. *image shows someone holding out their arms at a length*
Deckard: He's actually showing how long my penis is.
Ayresome: About 300 Pixels 300 pixels?
Deckard: He's actually showing how long my penis is.
Ayresome: About 300 Pixels 300 pixels?
by Lad200915 January 23, 2009
A pixel chick is one of the saddest of creatures, generally female, over thirty years of age, and having no significant emotional relationship in her 'real life', finds an online boyfriend who usually ends up being attached to someone else or even married in his own 'real life'. Pixel Chicks are easily gotten rid of, a change of a disposable game, email, or Skype account and you don't even have to deal with the dreaded 'break up scene'. Standard calendar holidays do not apply to this type of girlfriend, typically celebrated the day AFTER the actual holi-date. For example, Valentine's day, February 14th, is for the wife, Valentine's Day for your Pixel Chick is February 15th. A Pixel Chick's desirability usually expires anywhere from a period of six weeks to six months. Once the Pixel Chick finds herself dumped once more, she will eat copious amounts of ice cream for several days, log back online, and try again.
No, Debbie is my wife, Christina my side chick, and Michelle is my pixel chick; gotta keep them straight man.
by SpiritusEqua October 22, 2016
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by somebody1111 February 26, 2019
Someone who flirts outrageously online, in forums, social networking websites or through IM so they will not crash and burn in real life.
22kewl_x: I don't know what to do, I'm so bored. :(
manabouttown: I can think of a few things. Got a webcam?
22kewl_x: You are such a pixel player. Goodbye.
**22kewl_x has gone offline**
manabouttown: I can think of a few things. Got a webcam?
22kewl_x: You are such a pixel player. Goodbye.
**22kewl_x has gone offline**
by GoldenGryffin May 04, 2008
by HeatheRenee April 27, 2007