pistastrophe

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

pimptastical piece

Nice addition for anything

That dude is a nice looking pimptastical piece for this conversation

by cece~licious December 20, 2017

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pisstake

(British Slang): Pisstake.

A person who makes a joke, normally at someone in his/her/their circle of friends to get a reaction out of said person.

"Alexander, stop it, you're being a pisstake."

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2018