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Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.
I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 19, 2008
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non-wf-phobia

having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.
Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?

vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia

Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!

non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..

Example 3:

Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012
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Home-a-phobic

Someone, usually a young teen, who does not like going home right now!
I ain't going home just yet, I'm feelin' home-a-phobic.
by Bertie Pimplebum December 5, 2017
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Anal Probing

When a super hot guy like a "Tony" gives it to a really hot chick like a "Katina" in the ass, over and over as if he is searching for something
I just can't stop anal probing that chick there is more fun to have every time
by Bebba the alien August 20, 2011
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bulldog-phobic

phobia to the elite of the ugliest and stupidest jack ass guys in america. these dbags have no emotion in their steroid-filled bodies watsoever. although all-mighty athletic stars, they have more balls in their mouths than in the pockets of their lax sticks. AKA:the boys of STA

* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut

that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love

and is:
a playa
a dbag

....lets face it: a dick

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
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SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.
I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.
by Roweski July 12, 2010
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