Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.

Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!

by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021

karl philip

Karl philip Big dicks and balls Huge muscles

Karl Philip use his balls to do anything

by Gryllux December 12, 2016

Bacon Philip

One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon

Not Bacon Philip💀🤧

-Me when John sent it-

by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021

philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows

philip, a bitch

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Philip

Every guy named Philip has a big dick and is insanely smart

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by Nickonaut March 26, 2022

Philip

Philip is very NORMAL. Wink. He is a great guy to go to when you need to vent. He listens good, and he does what he should.

Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.

Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.

Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.

Girl 1: Eww did you smell that dude??
Girl 2: Yeah, thats just Philip.

Girl 1: Eww what a creep!

by LaneTheFriend March 8, 2023

Jonathon Philips

A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry

"I love that Jonathon Philips".

by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020