Gramma-phone

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.

(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009

Phandom

A cult.
Yes, i said a cult

the scariest of them all

The Phandom is everywhere. there is no escape. once you're in it, theres no getting out

by pointlesslyhowell June 5, 2018

Phil Lester

A British YouTuber (aka Amazing Phil) with 3.9 million subscribers. He is an actual angel. He has a smile of pure gold that radiates immense sunshine and happiness. Even tho his best friend Dan Howell (aka danisnotonfire) is more popular than him, he never stops smiling and supporting him. He has also created many different trends (eg, Toilet Tag, 7-Second Challenge, etc) and not been recognized for creating them; yet, he never complains about it. He is one of the original YouTubers and has literally been on YT longer than all of the famous YouTubers I can think of. He loves lions, mismatched socks, and his fans. He is almost 30 (on January 30th oml it's so close) yet seems to have the innocence of an eight year old. (Although we in the Phandom know better!!) There is so much more that I could say about him but I think this is probably too long, so, the last thing I would like to say is: Keep smiling, Phil. We love you for the sole reason that you're you. Never lose your adorable, innocent, immature, goofy personality. Never forget the cat whiskers. Never stop being you.

"It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
"You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves."
"I would date Belle (the Disney princess) because...she saw the beauty within the beast. She knows it's what's on the inside that counts."
"You are better than toast."
~Phil Lester

...excuse me while I go CRAFT!!!

by emthesmølchild December 23, 2016

Phalange

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

phi beta lame

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important

G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

Phoon

A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.

Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah

by Ça April 30, 2019

Phoebe Bridgers

my depression buddy when i’m depressed and i need some music to listen to

“Dude I’m sad as hell. Time to listen to Phoebe Bridgers to numb the pain.”

by stinky butthole July 25, 2021