Peruvian Haymaker

A move to use during a fight. A jump kick in which you're hitting the other person with your balls.

I'll geve 'em the old Peruvian Haymaker. See if he ever messes with me again.

by Araik199 January 18, 2022

Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017

Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks

Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021

Peruvian Teabag

When a word is not found on urban dictionary it is known as a Peruvian Teabag.

i tried to .ud a word on discord but it turned out to be a Peruvian teabag.

by Notahobbit July 15, 2017