PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

Penormous

A word used to describe the size of a penis, most often one of great size and girth.

The school was stunned when Jack's pants fell and revealed a penis beyond big. He called it, 'Penormous.'

by Nick and Steph December 31, 2008

Penophilia

Common symptoms of Penophilia:
- The person effected my feel a strong sexual attraction to pen(s)
- Have the need to be in close contact with pen(s)

- Have the need to talk about or touch a pen(s) at regular intervals throughout the duration of the day.

Treatment:
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this addiction. However, treatment such as visiting an obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) therapist may improve the quality of life of the people around the person affected.

*PLEASE VISIT A DOCTOR I YOU NEED HELP*

Penophilia (also known as Stultus retardari syndrome)
Is an unhealthy sexual addiction to pens and it is most commonly identified with white Caucasian males between the ages of 12 - 60.

by Default Definition July 31, 2018

penophile

(n). Lover of male genitelia, specifically the penile shaft; loving the penis to the point of obsession

The ho at da club was such a penophile, even R Kelly wouldnt touch dat.

by jkatface May 14, 2014

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

peanoot

A very deadly fart that is loud, it also tastes like chicken.

That peanoot almost killed me.

by peanoot May 26, 2007