Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

peppering the salami

The act of a man giving anal sex without the girl douching before. usually resulting in fecal matter on the male genetalia, wich means he got his salami peppered.

Man 1: dude i screwed this dirty bitch in the ass last night and she didnt even douche!

Man 2: Umm i really dont want to hear about you "peppering the salami"

by spnky64 March 9, 2010

Pepperonious

Contemporary Italian philosopher who specializes in the area of large female areolas.

Pepperonious would have loved Drew Barrymore's largess features. pepperoni nipples pepperoni nips nips Aristotle Descates

by Bubba Gary May 11, 2011

Pepperoni Promise

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.

EXAMPLE 1:

"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"

EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"

Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"

by Maritimer Party July 23, 2012

Pepperoni McGee

A racial slur for an Italian person.

That guy Nic is a filthy Pepperoni McGee

by peppsmcggee September 10, 2016

Pepperoni Throat

A Pepperoni Throat is when one individual slice of Pepperoni slaps the back of your throat, lodging itself into your jugular. Then creating a burning sensation causing your uvula to burn. Drinking milk, or peeling the lodged Pepperoni fromantic the back of the throat cures Pepperoni Throat.

Damn, I got a bad case of Pepperoni Throat.

Ohhh, no. Did you get Pepperoni throated again?

by Anonymous395738 February 12, 2017

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017