System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
Get the penile systemmug. A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
Get the Penile prophetmug. Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.
Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.
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by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019
Get the Penilemug. A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
Get the Penile Erectoligistmug. by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021
Get the Penile Alientitismug. Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
Get the Penile Grantmug. When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
by lump420 July 13, 2019
Get the charged penile blastmug.