Penile Discoloration 

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.

"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"

Penile Discoloration by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood

The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction

Penile Erectoligist by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

penile arrest 

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

penile arrest by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

Penile Penis 

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

Penile Penis by setharooski January 9, 2024

Penile Inclusion 

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

Penile Inclusion by Green-Guy August 11, 2024

penile flipflop 

when your penis flops while you flip.

duude! have you heard? the guy at the beach did a penile flipflop

penile flipflop by morting April 9, 2025

Pearly Penile Papules

A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.

"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."

Pearly Penile Papules by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008