Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.

(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.

by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

by laaycbn // September 14, 2017

pasty red

An other way to say the color maroon

Person's favorite color is pasty red

by 100 percent true May 7, 2018

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

pasty tits

Women with naturally large breasts

That girl has some pasty tits

by Bellaspells May 13, 2016

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025