Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.
"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"
by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017
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Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.
Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.
"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."
~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic
"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."
~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"
~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic
"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."
~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"
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Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.
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Get the Ruby Partington mug.Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.
Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.
Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.
Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.
Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.
Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.
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