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Tootie Pap

He smashed that tootie pap!
by BS Living June 27, 2017
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PAP

The ruling party in Singapore that has obviously not manipulated the voters so that it could obtain a 62-year ruling streak.
"PAP won the election again".
"I know. It always does, so much that I sometimes wonder if they are cheating."
"SID (Singapore equivalent of FBI) OPEN UP!"
by StartWithSobble June 14, 2021
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Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
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Skibbity paps

The lightning fast swats of a cat’s murder mitten. Coined by comedian Tony Baker.
The dog better leave Mr. Whiskers alone or else he’s gonna get some skibbity paps right to the nose.
by anonymous October 14, 2023
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pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth
That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.
by Onder wonder November 28, 2021
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Pap

Former gifted child trying to make it through university. Hot and sexy, extremely sensitive and insecure, masking it with lots of hoeing and Samantha Jones lifestyle. People think she’s funny but humor is just her main coping mechanism. Too mature for her age thanks to trauma. She’s not flirting with you she’s bored or massively into coke
Dude she’s pap, don’t get attached
by Hdhsjsn November 22, 2021
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PAP

Patrick you a PAP and yo momma has a fat ass
by John sabala November 29, 2023
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