Bi-pad

A term coined by Steffi.
A serious committed relationship or marriage where two people decide to have separate residences.

“Bi” means two and “pad” is a 60’s slang term for a place to live, ala “bi-pad.”

“I’m looking for a bi-pad relationship.”
“We are bi-padders. I’ve got my place and he’s got his.”
“I love living alone so I choose to be a bi-padder.”
“Bi-padding is the best because you don’t deal with all the day-to-day B.S.!”

by Kharmalicious June 25, 2022

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

Raz Pad

The sort of low rent, rat infested studio-dive that a foul mouthed urchin and a wide-boy golfer might share together, with a dispensing machine for both viagra and lube. Oral dams are also often seen lying, used, around the dirty floor of a Raz Pad

You two slimes should get a Raz Pad together

by Chris Auriel June 15, 2011

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 05, 2023

cherry pad

A young girls first maxi pad.

I opened the trash can and I saw Sally’s cherry pad, and I knew she became a woman.

by Johnny Terabyte September 28, 2019

Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

Launch pad

The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.

Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad

by Casademilsuenos September 17, 2021