owned

To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

by f0gg0 May 13, 2005

owned

The ruling on Saddam Hussein's court case for him to be hung, after he begged for a firing squad.

See: Defenition of owned

by Bryce M November 5, 2006

Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 6, 2004

Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

by ShaneDaley June 7, 2007

owned

Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.

Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW!

by Synnss March 29, 2007

owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 9, 2005

owned

To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.

"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"

by Nasdaf June 30, 2004