oral-gasm

when a food is so good that it gives you an orgasm in your mouth

Wow, when I ate that hot dog, it gave me such an oral-gasm that i had to eat 5 more

by mikeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2007

Oral Roberts

Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!

Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"

But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."

It felt SSSOOO good!!!

by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006

Oral Sex

oral sex

1: The direct result of expensive jewelry, such as a tennis bracelet or engagement ring. May also result from the purchase of the football package or dressing up to look like a female stranger.

2: A man or a woman causing sexual pleasure, preferably to the point of orgasm using primarily their mouth.

3:When married couples only form of sexual intimacy comes in the form of shouting 'Fuck You!' from down a hallway.

Sheila-"Why are we shopping for a new gaming console for your man?"

Tara-"We're not, were shopping for a weeks worth of oral sex."

Jewelry Salesman -"What can we help you with today sir?"
Sir Timothy- "I am looking to buy about a month of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman - "Excellent, let me get my keys so I can bring out the private selection."

She performed oral sex on me until I ejaculated in her nag hole!

We had oral sex last night for about twenty minutes before my throat got so sore I couldn't scream at him to go fuck himself anymore.

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

oral office

A room in the White House for the President to conduct specific business. Was originally just the Oval Office, but got a little name change after the unfortunately blown-out-of-proportion antics of President Clinton.

VH1: If Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't stop making stupid comments (like: "I think gay marriage should be something between an man and a woman"), then he may find himself stupid enough to start serving our country (like Bush) in the Oral Office.

by la chica fantastica December 26, 2006

oral roberts

When you get head from someone

Guy 1: yo dude lindsay gave me an increible oral roberts yesterday

Guy 2: oh man she gave you an oral roberts, what a dirty girl

by B/S April 28, 2006

Oral Masturbation

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.

Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .

by BynoT August 4, 2010

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012