A meme from the online FPS Team Fortress 2. When the class Spy holds his disguisekit, crouch, look upwards and walk forward, he kinda resembles the walk of a crab, and hence the name Spycrab was born. Other than being completley worthless in combat, Spycrabrushes is often a huge failure.
*crouching spy, holding disguisekit, looking upwards and walking forward like a spy crab*: I'm a crab!
by Mehplep March 16, 2009
In hip hop (particularly East Coast) slang; a nigga that hides in his shell, so to speak, when the beef cooks - talkin' tough but nowhere to be seen when things get physical.
by taste_u September 22, 2006
the ultimate transhumanist comeback to the anprim slogan "return to monke"
monke has served the memers well, but he's been king of the meme world for long enough.
the crab takeover is inevitable and it begins NOW.
monke has served the memers well, but he's been king of the meme world for long enough.
the crab takeover is inevitable and it begins NOW.
by The Penis Musician January 01, 2022
a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.
by -=jurgen=- April 01, 2006
When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."
Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 November 09, 2007
Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
by _Schrödinger_ March 08, 2021
A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
by WillyWarmerSock October 06, 2021