Granny Gargle

On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.

Cause of death? ; granny gargle

My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle

by Granny guzler January 1, 2020

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Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.

All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.

by OGsunshine May 29, 2018

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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020

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Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...

Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.

by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013

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