Granny maracas

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"
by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016
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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
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Fanny Granny

(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.

2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.

3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.
1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.
by IKnowItAllSucka August 05, 2019
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Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
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Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...
Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.
by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013
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granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.
A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.
by M. Spangenberg January 06, 2008
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Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine April 23, 2018
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