toilet paper

Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?
by snorgle October 19, 2003
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Toilet Paper

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
by The_not_famous_Clinton March 09, 2020
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paper gangster

Paper Gangster - A suburaban kid, can be white or balck, comes from a rich family. Usually sees a rap videos on t.v., asks his rich parents to buy him the clothes he sees and acts like hes from a rough part of town around his friends and people that don't know him, when he really lives in a 500,000 home and drives a BMW or Lexus or Volvo.
An example of a paper gangster is Mike Hamane
by TrainWreck December 07, 2007
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Paper-shuffling

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.
“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)
by Vahid_niamadpour February 23, 2012
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research paper

a paper that you will write almost every year in high school or maybe not. usually a new format every year because the old one you spent hours doing is wrong. you have to cite your sources which your most likely fake and just put some fake names and books you only copied the title from.
cool i got a D, and i spent hours revising my old research paper
by hooptiehandler90 October 21, 2008
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paper gangsta

dude who has the money but uses it for all the wrong reasons. Like using his money to buy his girl's love, etc. - lady gaga-paper gangsta
"don't want no paper gangsta...yeah the dinners were real nice until your diamond words turned into ice"
by coolestkidinschool November 27, 2008
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writing a paper

I'm writing a paper dear, so I will be late for our date tonight.
by crackajack007 March 29, 2009
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