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portuguese omlette

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.
by Money Baby August 3, 2006
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Russian Omelet

it's when you crack an egg into a woman's vagina then fuck her
by Rammies August 3, 2009
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Denver Omelet

A combination of sex and food.

When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.

Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.

Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.

The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.
by P-Diddy Denver Omelet May 12, 2007
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omglette

Another member of the 1337 cu1s1n3.

Another way of saying 'OMG!'
Dave: Wow! I'm l33t!! :O
Roger: OMGLETTES!!!1one
by russ0r October 13, 2005
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omelette ass

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.
I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!
by Andrew Stephen February 6, 2008
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omelet

To passively disregard something.
I should pop you in yo grill fo dat one, but omelet it slide this time.
by Courtney Ponsetto June 13, 2003
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Spanish Omlet

During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet
The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.
by DLams June 18, 2007
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