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dirty old man

An older gentleman that, typically, will say, think, or do dirty and inappropriate things such as asking little boys like Isaiah Martinez do come over for ice cream, or fondling himself while Isaiah is getting his paper, and sometimes, tying Mr. Martinez up and locking him in his basement for future use.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Isaiah lately?

Person 2: Nah, I think he's been helping out that dirty old man that he lives by.
by Dirty German Boy November 24, 2011
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old man begger

A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.
"What are you up to now old MAN begger?"
"WET WILLY MALPHUS" - Old man begger quote
by Angry Calaen September 27, 2004
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Old Man Jenkins

Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?

No I missed it

Then you suck ass!
by mpdude8 October 31, 2008
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dirty old man

dirty old man

A man over 40 and 50 yrs old are seeking for young lady or girl age or women by age 15-30 to have sexual fantasy dreams of young lady for to take advantage of dirty old man, besides on their marriage relations. A young lady have known as gold-digger to an rich old ass man. Most young ladys doesn't like the old mans eeewww nasty ass andropausics. Most mans who are over 40 yrs old are suffering andropausics because they want to become younger age like 15 and they feel like their in the young age but they're not young. They also suffer by going to restroom all day, time and everyday.
dirty old man
by MissCubans April 12, 2010
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old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.
Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005
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perveted old man

An old man that suffers from a severe case of pedophilia and goes about forcing his wang onto young girls often he can be quoted as saying "YES SUCK IT, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT!!!!"

see the "Immoral Sisters" series
Tommie Wilson was walkin' home one day and he happened to come across an old hobo who in turn forced Tommie to "SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT"
by TIM AND JACOB March 26, 2004
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old man

that johnathan torres is an old man
by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009
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