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double decker oatmeal creampie

A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.
by Misterkirito07 November 15, 2017
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

when a guy jizzes/cums in the girls vagina so much that there are left overs and it seeps out of the vagina.
i was fucking her good then i let out a huge load and came out of her vagina. It was the best oatmeal cream pie ever!
by Little Debbie69696969696969 February 25, 2009
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tallahasse oatmeal

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.
We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal
by motoboat August 8, 2010
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oatmeal raisin

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.
Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude
by Streganona September 12, 2005
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Octomussy

A large abbo like animal, Smells a little like toilet paper
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by Hau Thuong November 8, 2003
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ottoman empire

A coastal empire governed by Turkey. Unlike the european empires, it mainly captured weak regions, and was no-where near as rich as those empires.


I comprised of parts of South-east Europe, the beggining of South-west asia, most of the middle east and coastal North Africa. Begun in the 14th century, it was mainly the poorer, southernmost states of what was then the most powerful empire to exist; the Roman Empire.

It captured the Baltic capital of rome, constantinople (named after the first christian emporer, Constantine) in 1453. It was renamed Istanbul later that year.

After the 1492 expulsion of the moors from Spain and the 1681 defeat at the battle of Vienna, the empire began to crumble, and some of its' states were separated after the Crimean war. The petty squables of these states would later cause World War I.
The Ottoman empire was destroyed by World war I, the Crimean war, and the corruption of its' rulers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones
"oh man that's one gay optism over there"
by thedude July 13, 2004
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