Nomo

No homo
(In a joking, friendly way)

"Ashy, if I were Fred and saw you in that, I'd make sweet love to you for days. Nomo!"

by what_if_I_was_magic July 13, 2015

nmpond

A purple pig that does crack while doing gymnastics

Your mamas a nmpond (fucktard)

by Purple pig June 3, 2016

nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis

Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

nomprobs

When you're hungry but the only food in the house is cat biscuits

Oh no! I've got nomprobs...

by Essie May 19, 2017

nomophobia

1:- Fear of having no network in mobile phones.
2:- fear of law
Phobia means fear of something, and nomo is contraction of no mobile.

He was suffering from Nomophobia on Country border.

pronunciation- No-Moh-fObIA

by gARDAMUNNA December 24, 2017

Nomp

A person that crosses the description of a nob and a mong or muppet .

Miss Jane your are such a nomp you can’t pour egg yolk down the sink !! That is somthing Tarzan would do !

by Eeyoresteapot May 4, 2018