Sausage Festival

term used to describe a surplus and disproportionate ratio of males to females at a social gathering; also shorted "Sausage Fest." is acceptable

"Man it's a damn Sausage Festival up in this joint ... let's go to another bar down the street."

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 18, 2006

Sausage Sisters

The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.

Amber and Viki both had sex with roy, that makes them sausage sisters.

by Mr. SnowmanPants June 28, 2011

Sausage sizzle

1)A party, gathering, meeting or soire` that is predominantly male;
2)A situation in which males outnumber females greatly, literally too many penises in one room and thus a sausage sizzle.
3)Any gathering of more than five people where over 50% are male.
4)A bbq, usually for fundraising purposes, at which cheap sausages are cooked and sold in bread for around $1.50
See also sausage party

"Man, there's not a single chick in this room. We're having a Sausage sizzle!"

4)"How to raise funds for Little Jimmy's chemotherapy?"
"I know, let's have a sausage sizzle!"

by Setkino October 3, 2007

sausage fest

a party where there's almost no girls

"how was nate's party last night"
"sucked, it was a friggin sausage fest"

by Tommy F. September 23, 2005

Sausage Wee

A mans love goo, baby oil, cum...

Stevey P: That girl make me sausage wee in my pants

by Fabio September 23, 2004

Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018