Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.

Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump

by Beef soap August 31, 2017

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

Pumped on the bunny

To take on an exciting and daunting adventure that is outside your comfort zone.

I really getting pumped on the bunny about bungee jumping for the first time.

by Bunny Man 123 September 5, 2019

Tranny Pump

A term used by cryptocurrency traders to describe a significant increase in the value of a digital token investment that will result in enough money being made to fund a trip to Thailand with fellow Baghunter degenerates where everyone has sex with transsexuals.

Time’s running out to invest, the Energy Web Token ($EWT) is about to do a tranny pump.

by Pano Crypto January 7, 2021