Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.

Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats

by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

faggotron nigel

Nigel's addiction to online chatroom african trannies

faggotron nigel suks cok

by mrs tosser September 14, 2025

Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.

are you nigel INCEL

by Xyzboy June 7, 2025

nigels fav meat

african sausage

nigels fav meat cool

by mrs tosser October 25, 2025

nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Dirty Nigel

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.

“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

“Love you too you cheeky monkey”

by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025