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National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
by Usd_idka January 14, 2021
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National Grab ass day

On March 10th and boy or girl can grab each other’s but, no telling don’t be a snitch.
by MyFaultOG😩 March 10, 2021
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National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title
When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post
by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023
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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
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National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed
by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020
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