Nannied

When a pitbull/mixed breed of dog attacks an infant/toddler.

Jim: Wow! Did you see on the news last night that little girl who got nannied?
Bob: Again?! One just happened the day before!

by rabuse November 30, 2022

Xanny the Nanny

Who a girl says is babysitting her kid when she's given the kid Xanax to make them sleep while she's out partying.

Hey Girl, my kid's with Xanny the Nanny, let's party!

by AvalonLeFae April 28, 2022

Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

nanny’s boy

it’s like mommy’s boy, but with a nan

omg tyler you’re such a nanny’s boy

by tylerloser07 January 17, 2022

Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...

Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Nanny

1. A name for a grandmother, specifically the good ones.
2. A babysitter

1. "Nanny, can we go to the dollar store bcus I want to buy a 'for sale' sign."
2. "NANNY GIV MILK!!

by TheRealTiffany December 21, 2021

nanny on a dumpster

your mummah stankyer than my clit cos its rubbed on the at ham anticipated asthmatic boy down south of the river

“hey jonny! did you see that nanny on a dumpster!”

by elic’h April 5, 2022