Slutty Muslim

A middle eastern girl who exclusively only sleeps with guys outside of her religion and race.
Yeah bro, so that slutty muslim had quite the body and face under that burka. Who would have guessed?
by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020
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gay muslim

Something that doesnt last long in Texas.
"Dear god, he stand against everything America stands for. Git the rope Cleatus."
by Tony Ramone June 30, 2005
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Muslim Nutsack

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm
Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
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pulling a muslim

A tactic in the Halo game series.
A player stands in front of a wall and throws a plasma granade at the wall, the grenade bounces off and sticks to the player. the player then runs into the enemy base thereby blowing up himself and everyone inside.
It is coustomary to yell "alalalalalala" when doing this tactic.

Although the name of this move is considered racist, it still sucessfully conveys the action taken and is the best phrase to convey the act.
"jerry just blew up the whole red base"
"yeah, he pulled a muslim"

- the results of pulling a muslim
by xvjfxvzf October 04, 2010
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Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled June 29, 2015
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cave Muslim

Muslims that refuse to accept and embrace the realities of the modern age. Particularly those Muslims who believe that: voting whilst living in a western democracy is Haram, Muslim women should stay at home 24/7 and have no place in Islam and that Media participation is "un-Islamic".

Incidently all of the above beliefs are not valid in Islam.
Some cave Muslims believe that voting challenges the sovereignty of Allah.
by MPACUK.ORG June 30, 2006
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Secret Muslim

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
by Grae June 11, 2008
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