Multi Texting

v. To Multi-Text is to have a conversation with multiple people at the same time via SMS. Often induces severe cases of annoyance.

Josh: So who you texting?
Karen: Just Chloe and Craig.

- A few minutes pass -

Karen: Damnit! Will they stop texting me when I'm writing a message?!
Mike: Well maybe you should stop multi texting then.

by donnyboy01 October 22, 2007

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

Multi-Jacking

Noun The act of pleasuring oneself while doing something else.

My girlfriend walked in while I was multi-jacking. I had porn on the computer and CNN on the TV.

by restaurant refugee December 23, 2008

Mulch Rip

A hit taken from a water pipe (bong) that is roughly half tobacco and half marijuana bud. Also known as Spliff Rips, Mullies, Mixers, and Zorb.

"I just took the largest mulch rip, feel totally zorbed out"

by Jon the Blaptist March 22, 2010

bone mulch

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

by MU46 October 19, 2004

MLM: multi-level muffin top

Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.

Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.

Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.

by manic cavy July 28, 2010

multi-accounting

Turkish national sport

those damn turks are multi-accounting again. I hope the admins ban them

by debildevil October 4, 2008