The Mule

the butt of a gun.
to "hit someone with The Mule" is essentially pistol whipping, but it should be noted that when hitting someone with The Mule only the butt of the gun is used.

"Bitch wouldn't stop running her mouth so I had to hit her with The Mule."

by D. Wroughton July 27, 2009

Mulberry

Wanking someone off into a handbag!

She's just ruined her Christmas present by giving him a mulberry...

by Ps1g April 11, 2016

ass like a $20 mule

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".

Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!

by 4cd-air September 16, 2013

Mule Juice

Cum, seman, Man Chowder, Goo, spooge

I was getting a blowjob from this bitch who swallowed all my mule juice.

by Matt Booth August 13, 2004

mule-ington fine blend

another word for a cigaret

i just need to go the shop get sum mule-ington fine blends

by doob master June 25, 2006

mulleried

Mulleried is a form of being drunk. More often than not this is a type of drunk demonstrated by a street dweller as a result of alcohol on a friday night. People who can be described as mulleried often act in a light-hearted manner which will (in order to truly be mulleried) result in a lot of dancing on 'the muller's' part

man 1: Why is that drunk individual dancing in a cheery manner on the field
man 2: 'Cause he isn't just drunk that guy is mulleried

by Mulleried Mike August 7, 2008

shopping mule

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009