mormon

Mormons are sweet people with big hearts. Their religion states that family is first. They have 3 heavens and no hell--only eternal darkness (almost impossible to got into). The 3rd heaven is the worst. The first heaven (from what I've been told) is the Celestial Heaven. In the Celestial Heaven, you become a god and you get to make your own planet. Seems pretty cool...if you have a lot of imagination. They are not a cult. They deserve to be treated as equals!

Boy: ask me anything about our religion
Girl: What's heaven like?
Boy: In the Celestial heaven, the best of our 3 heavens, you get to make your own planet.
Girl: Really?
Boÿ: Yea.
Girl: I wanna make a planet full of sweet animals.
Boy: Aww. That's cute.
Girl: I'm soo becoming a Mormon!
Boy: Welcome to the LDS faith
Girl: = Thanks! =

by starcrossed May 13, 2007

mormon

Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....

Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!

by mormonrocks February 10, 2010

Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 13, 2009

mormon

A member of a cult revolving around child rape.

1: Yeah man im Mormon
2: You should prolly kill yourself

by crispyecho October 14, 2017

Mormon

Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.

That blonde chick has 9 brothers and sisters and can barely read, she must be a mormon.

by Danmoo July 18, 2011

Mormon

Just another cult

Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.

by Carey1234 October 17, 2011

Mormon

A cult known for it's insane and ugly women and socially inept men.

Those Mormons, man! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.

by trollgeneral5million December 28, 2010