Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

taylor momsen

a blonde actress in the hit t.v. series Gossip Girl
she plays: Jenny Humphrey
she has recently been in the movies: The Grinch, Spy Kids 2, Hansel and Gretel, Saving Shiloh, Paranoid Park, and Underdog
she also made a few guest appearances on the t.v. shows: Entertainment Tonight, and The Rosie O'Donnell Show

can you believe gossip girl?
i know taylor momsen is such a good actress

by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Dance Moms

A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.

Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!

by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015

Moomin

A term used to describe when your face looks particulary fat and pale, either in a photograph or otherwise.

Wooah, I've got some serious moomin going on there!

Moomin alert!

by ungoverned March 26, 2009

Moomin

Where someones eyes are Moomin like in Photos, or videos.

"Look at the moomins on Wilson"

"Whats up with your moomins pitbull"

by Dr K Needle May 21, 2009

your moms face

A combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.

person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms FACE!

by ve03h May 8, 2005

my moms dead

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008