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Moses Mobile

During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.

Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..

You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)

*Your cell rings*

You: Oh sorry I have to take this

Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior

You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one
by The fucking savior bitch April 13, 2009
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Moses

Moses- an amazing guy who is sweet, kind and caring. Doesn’t open up easily, but is loving at heart. A keeper! ;)
Them: Oh wow, did you see him? He must be Moses!
by Pumpkin30 March 30, 2019
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Moses

Moseses are the epitome of righteousness and consistency. Just like the biblical figure, Moses has a strong moral compass that distinguishes very well concepts of right and wrong. He in a sense is oftentimes the deadbeat dad of the group that is never the loudest or most entertaining but more so like the quiet pillar that represents him always being their in moments of need. Moseses are quite difficult to get to know as due to their fundamentally quiet nature don’t appear to be very easy to interact with. Over time, however, anyone who is friends with a Moses cannot help but laugh at his quiet quips and slight gestures of humor. Albeit they are the epitome of balance within a group of friends, moses are extremely inconsistent when it comes to his close relationships. Even though his actions may be influenced by his quiet nature, it leads you to appreciate the little moments and seek out ways to grow closer. When these little moments arise, you can find yourself feeling unmistakable joy and happiness. Each day, you find yourself grateful that you are fortunate enough to have someone like this in your life.
I think Moses is like the foundation of our group. Ever present and always the strongest mentally and physically.
by boualisisbad1206 April 18, 2022
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moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.
javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.
by javnasty February 24, 2009
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moses that hoe

when you skeet on the butt of the prefered sex,
spread their cheeks
and insert.
by AD GP VG KR KB January 7, 2008
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Moses

Describing something as exceptionally good, exciting, or entertaining. Also is commonly used to describe good taste.
Dude the new NBA box from Taco Bell is moses.

Did you see Vince Carter last night? He scored 48 points. It was moses.
by jnichols36 February 9, 2010
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des moines

A city thats on one side strait hood, and on the other, strait fucked up with rich people...
West des moines citizen: Would you like to go to west des moines?

East des moines citizen: Fuck no nigga that side of town is PREP im goin back ta the E!
by TruDef April 30, 2005
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