During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.
Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..
You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)
*Your cell rings*
You: Oh sorry I have to take this
Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior
You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one
You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)
*Your cell rings*
You: Oh sorry I have to take this
Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior
You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one
by The fucking savior bitch April 13, 2009
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Moseses are the epitome of righteousness and consistency. Just like the biblical figure, Moses has a strong moral compass that distinguishes very well concepts of right and wrong. He in a sense is oftentimes the deadbeat dad of the group that is never the loudest or most entertaining but more so like the quiet pillar that represents him always being their in moments of need. Moseses are quite difficult to get to know as due to their fundamentally quiet nature don’t appear to be very easy to interact with. Over time, however, anyone who is friends with a Moses cannot help but laugh at his quiet quips and slight gestures of humor. Albeit they are the epitome of balance within a group of friends, moses are extremely inconsistent when it comes to his close relationships. Even though his actions may be influenced by his quiet nature, it leads you to appreciate the little moments and seek out ways to grow closer. When these little moments arise, you can find yourself feeling unmistakable joy and happiness. Each day, you find yourself grateful that you are fortunate enough to have someone like this in your life.
I think Moses is like the foundation of our group. Ever present and always the strongest mentally and physically.
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