Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

Mobilebate

The act of calling a friend whilst masterbating just to talk as a prank. The prank is concluded when the caller informs his friend that he has just been mobilebated, then hangs up. This is done preferably at the moment of climax.

Hi Jake, it's Chris..." "Hey man, how's it goin?" "Good, you've just been mobilebated...

by capnwalnuts June 1, 2011

mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.

Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.

by newagekid May 22, 2012

mobile zombie

a person who stands in the middle of the dance floor just stood there fiddling with their mobile phone or endlessly stood there filming some DJ instead of making the most of their night out.

It would have been a good night, but there were too many mobile zombies clogging up the dance floor

by fruit and the cakes December 21, 2013

mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.

"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."

by Miya-chan June 11, 2018

Moibulant

An adjective to describe something good, often wet, succulent, moist, or an object that makes you think "I shouldn't stick my dick in that but god it'd feel good". Like when hot meat comes out the oven and has a hole cut in the side and is all shiny and wet.

"Fuck bro, that gussy looks moibulant as fuck"

by RHY-ON December 4, 2021

terd mobile

A man that has spiced his shit-ass car, and thinks that he (and his car) are the best thing on the streets. Usually its a Honda Civic with a plastic spoiler, and no muffler.

Dude, ur ridin a terd mobile, dont even try to race me.

Nice Civic bitch, sounds like ur lawn mower hit a cat n u put the engine in ur already shit-ass car.

by goosemangrey May 24, 2007