Micheal Jackson

A child rapist that no one talks about because he went from black to white and thats what equality is

HEE-HEE

Child 1: hey i was invited to micheal jacksons house

Child 2: you should totaly go i hear he gives kids a popsicle in his basement

by Mr.orisa main 2020 May 12, 2020

Micheal Gunn

To smooth talk your way to having sex with a girl and "Fuck and Chuck"

Yeah I wouldn't date that girl, but I would Micheal Gunn her

by Ronnie G. September 30, 2007

Micheal Jackson death period

When micheal Jackson died and the news channel would give up a live alien vid for how many times micheal Jackson wore a hat (useless things about him)

Joe:man they can't stop talking about him when will the micheal Jackson death period end!!!

by Xbix222 November 27, 2010

Micheal X Ennard

A cursed ship that should be banned and is only used by Gacha people.

Person A: Do you ship Micheal X Ennard?
Person B: What the fuck.

by dice cick January 28, 2021

Micheal Moore Curse

Noun

The Michael Moore Curse is the reason Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State in football for the last six seasons. Michael Moore blamed Ohio for Kerry's loss in the Presidential Election of 2004. In a blog post, Moore called for Michigan to beat Ohio State the following Saturday to retaliate for Ohio's "betrayal." The following weekend, Michigan State (the Spartans, not the Wolverines) were defeated by Ohio State. The Wolverines suffered the same feat two week later. Michigan has not beat Ohio State since Moore's outburst.

I thought with Bush out of the White House, the Micheal Moore Curse would be lifted, but Ohio State owned us . . . again!

by Max C. Webster, III November 21, 2009

Micheal

Has a monster cock, he will be the best baby daddy EVER. Hes like really tall and kinda not cute but he is nice or whatever.

Micheal: Damn girl u thicc
Person: stop you'll make me blush

by tittysucker69eatmybutt May 10, 2018

Papier-mâché

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive

A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...

by skeebe03 January 16, 2011