Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 10, 2022

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National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

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It is when your friend starts an assignment that is due in 12 hours. Since they are your friend, you go and help them. But at this point, you need a miracle, and not even God can help them but you.
It is commonly use in situation which your friend need help in an assignment so last minute that this term have to be use.

"Bro, I need help with this assignment"
"Bruh wtf, this is due in 12 hours"
"Yea, I was procrastinating"
"You need a Wei Wen Miracle"

by Li Ying August 16, 2025

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miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012

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