The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
Get the Midget Strokemug. A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.
by Big Mac Jack November 22, 2019
Get the mg midgetmug. The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
Get the Midget puntingmug. Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
by Midget Gang CEO May 26, 2020
Get the Midget Gangmug. The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
Get the midget armymug. 1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
by Valher November 2, 2009
Get the Midget-On-Steroidsmug. by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
Get the midget fondlermug.