When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.
by Pullinhoez October 06, 2020
Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.
Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.
by ponytailman November 30, 2016
When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.
Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.
by ashface June 02, 2004
A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all hetro-metrosexual's have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. Some may only enjoy body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm a hetro metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% attracted to the opposite sex. No bi-curiosity whatsoever!
That guy isn't gay he's hetro metrosexual. I've seen him with his Wife he can't get enough of her. And when a hot looking woman walks by he looks twice! Never seen him look at a man.
by xbox360blue July 08, 2015
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
by car freak October 07, 2003
No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!
A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
*while on a subway*
Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!
Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!
Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
by Fruitfly July 19, 2012