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John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.
Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.
by Klephmeh January 10, 2008
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oscar mayer

A small little finger like dick

A small slender penis resembling a hotdog
If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner
by hollysprings February 24, 2010
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Mayer

A male who cuffs jayers and hoes, multiple at a time. Is not a smuv pure player. equivalent to a male jayer.
Guy1: Dude arrion Dixon is such a mayer! Guy2: yeah and he is a doucher. :P
by Nevercuffjayers April 21, 2011
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Mayberrying

To have anal sex with your girlfriend, break up with her the next day, and then get back together the next day, just to have anal sex again.
There I was Mayberrying this chick that I've been on and off with for a few months, and my dog got hit by a car.
by Davemayberry January 27, 2009
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Madder than a wet hen

Used in common phrases by rednecks/ white trash. It means to be madder than a wet hen, and when a hen gets wet; it gets really mad. The term cannot be said the way it looks though. You have to break it up all redneck like. Such as the example.
Jim: Whats up buddy?

You: Man, im madderd n a wet hen! (madder than a wet hen)
by Redneck Guy June 16, 2010
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Mayger

A way of thinking or acting which is eccentric and wierd, not concerned about materialistic gain, all while willing to outperform anyone doing anything crazy.
Bucko went Mayger and woke up when the tide came in.
by Casemant December 9, 2010
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matthew mader

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair
by fromthehood05 March 1, 2017
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