Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Mattie ice

This word is used to describe someone of great athletic ability. This person can usually throw low to mid 90s with ease. And hit 400 foot bombs. They are also a D1 commit and most likely committed to Vanderbilt.

Is that Mattie ice that just cranked a 400 foot bomb.

by Iigma November 2, 2019

matty

Someone who is inferior to Loy

Loy is just superior to Matty in every way

by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020

mattie

honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*

oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.

by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024

Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022