c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 February 20, 2011
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Matty von scatty

Matty von scatty
by Yittanigh December 17, 2018
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Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(
Oh yeah Matties a beach
by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021
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matty debnham

head shaped like a upsidedown mc donalds happy meal box
your matty debnham shuuuush
by harrharr May 25, 2021
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Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty
by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020
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Matty D Raps

Matty D Raps is the mayor of Bay ridge, He is ginger and the sexist man alive.
MMMMM Matty D Raps
by Isabella Cimino December 22, 2019
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The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.
Shall we have an night with the matty
by Oxydious July 22, 2022
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