Martha

A woman in any era other than the 70's who wears high waisted pants, swimwear, lingerie, etc.

I can't tell if she has a nice ass or not. It looks like a flat board from where her ass is suppose to be all the way to her shoulders. What a Martha.

That 20 inch zipper extending up the front side of this Martha over here sure makes her look like she has a gaping vagene.

That Martha over there looks like her neck and shoulders are riding on her legs.

She could have really nice abs and cute dimples on the small of her back, but we may never know because Martha prefers to wear her grandmas clothes.

by American Barbarians July 13, 2021

Fanfan und Martha

Ein wunderbares Paar. Werden für immer zusammen sein. Wunderschöne Kinder kriegen :)))

Ich wünschte ich wäre "Fanfan und Martha".

by FanfanMartha November 28, 2023

Martha einshold

When you say holy Martha or Martha einshold, means what the crap or holy crap.

Yo bro how are you? I’m good holy Martha what is that?

Martha einshold that’s a big cow!

by Youdontknowwhattosaid February 9, 2022

Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."

"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"

by Kevalo May 25, 2025

Martha Hailemariam

She exudes confidence, she is smarts and pretty. She has principles, I guess she doesn't even know them herself but she has them. She may not know what she wants but she definitely know what she doesn't want. she is caring, She likes compliments. She is the definition of awesome

She is such A Martha Hailemariam. To mean She is just Awesome

by ILoveLasagna November 24, 2021

Martha roberts

Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before

Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts

Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar

by emi goodman June 3, 2022

Martha

Either of these two:

1) A poor woman who has to live with the curse of living with inanimate objects that sing.

2) The shared name of Batman and Superman's mothers.

1) "What's a matter, what's a matter Martha?"

2) "Save...Martha!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 28, 2021