marilyn manson

An angry guy who tries to get attention by doing crazy things.
His music is alright but his message is stupid and pointless.
He hates Christianity just because he is a social reject.

Marilyn Manson is an idiot. If he tells kids to commit suicide because it will "make them happy", why doesn't he do it?

by Manson sucks... February 25, 2005

marilyn manson

buttfuck a duck! (AFLAC)

What the fuck is this shit?

Teh guyz a homo fo sho ho....

by whatta shit fuck February 5, 2005

markly

Adj. When an individual makes themselves an easy target or joke by expressing an inflated sense of worth or abilities, to such an extreme that one believes he or she is an indispensable asset to a group or team, despite, and immediately following, a performance that cannot be described in words, usually because it is so bad that witnesses are left in a state of disturbed paralysis, likely due to the stupefyingly unsubstantiated nature of the individual's fabricated adaptation of the series of events, and his supposititious achievements during this time, that are typically catalogued and witnessed by hundreds or thousands of people, providing irrefutable evidence that the opposite is true and the bemused individual has created a fantasy through the application of willful blindness in order to maintain the high supplied by an inflated ego and false memories and ultimately continue on a likely doomed trajectory, incognizant of the ubiquitous and overwhelming public opinion, and sometimes scientific fact, that one is a lemon-bomb miscarriage of the profession in which he partakes, within the group or team in which he participates, and clog in the stream of societal thought and the advancement of humanity. The only way to deal with such a pigeon boobed chump is to (1) ceremoniously and enduringly label the individual a MARK, best described by this definition but also as a "sucker" and (2) remind the pedestrian clown-duck of this fact interminably, incessantly, and at his expense.

In the preseason game against the Jets, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Matt Barkley had a notably MARKLY performance, highlighted by 1 interception and only 1 completion for 12 yards, and an equally MARKLY post-game reaction, during which he uncomfortably responded to the unanimous opinion that fellow quarterback Tim Tebow, with 45, 28, 24, 23 and 18 yards and a 17-yard run, had outperformed him and likely earned a spot on the Eagle's roster, by denying what was caught on film and witnessed by many by MARKLY stating, "I don't know if tonight was the deciding factor", and "over the course of this camp I've shown that I can play quarterback for this team". When others tried to point to the undeniable facts and evidence suggesting the opposite is true, Mr. Barkley shielded his ego and fantasy to the horrors of what had just happened by claiming "it's really a small sampling", and, in total MARK-fashion, MARKLY suggested the rotation of multiple quarterbacks is to blame. MARKLY, as he is now being called by people all over the world, spread by #MARKLY, did indeed have a less than favorable performance and an even worse cognitive performance following the game marked by a lack of memory or MARKLY denial thereof.

by Markly Mark #MattMarkly October 21, 2015

marilyn manson

Marilyn Manson is a perfect example of what Goth isn't, any person who claims to be goth, isn't and if they say they listin to Manson they should be stabed, now if you really want a good "Goth band" then you should listin to The Cure, Jack Off Jill, Cradle of filth but not Manson.

Any person who is heard by millions of pimply 13 year old poser is not goth

by mansonhater August 28, 2005

Marilyn Manson

A queer that emotional bullied children, I.E. Goth kids/possibly emos or wannabe hot-topic children can relate to.

"Oh, marilyn manson writes the deepest shit ever..I so want to go make out with another guy now."

by Goths are lame. Haha. March 2, 2008

Marilyn Manson

The act in which a person has some of their sugically ribs removed in order to gain the ability to perform fellatio on oneself.

Brian redfined masturbation when he underwent a Marilyn Manson,
so now he sucks himself off every tuesday. He says "Put your cock where your mouth is".

by mayor of computerland December 12, 2006

marilyn manson

one of the freakiest guys out there. his fans consist mainly of homo males, i remember once while i was at a band signing seeing a guy with a marilyn manson shirt on. he was wearing a skirt made out of black trashbag material...if that explains anything about manson's fans.

manson is amazingly and laughingly pathetic. his videos scare me, his face is even scarier, and his music is lame. get a life, and a new name you retard.

dude 1- did you see that lame new manson video?

dude 2- yeah, what a fag

dude 1- freaking MTV playing shitty music.

by Lindsey November 30, 2004