In simple terms, financial management can be defined as managing the finance(funds).Basically, it is related with acquisition and utilisation of the funds that is how funds have been acquired and whether these funds have been properly utilised or not .Financial management helps in achieving the objectives of the company like it helps in survival of the company,helps in growth of the company.Many companies get liguidated just because of the reason that they have not properly manage their finace.Moreover companies have scarce resources which needs to be utilised in such a manner which gives more return than the cost.So Financial management is the need of the day.
Financial management is very important for a newly formed company.When a company starts ,it requires a lot of funds which can be acquired from both long term sources and short term sources.These funds can be used in acquiring the assets.But the main concern is that these funds should be utilised in those resources which will give more return.So finacial management will help in giving all answers to these questions
by Pankaj Sharma February 04, 2008
1. One who manages his/her anus to a high level of cleanliness
2. One who manages more than one anus at any given time, can also be described as an assmaster
3. One who has auhority over alot of anus's asif some sort of keeper of anus's only with permission are u allowed to use one.
2. One who manages more than one anus at any given time, can also be described as an assmaster
3. One who has auhority over alot of anus's asif some sort of keeper of anus's only with permission are u allowed to use one.
1.T dude "Geeze this girl i went down had a seriously nice analhole, I was almost sure she was a definite ass manager"
2.P dude " Haha man I was loving it the other night I got three hot chicks and was managing their poop chute's all at the same time, fuck yeah"
3.M dude "I went upto this hot gurl last week and said you have a seriouesly nice ass wanna fuck, She said I should really speak to the ass manager about my request.
I was like wtf is an ass manager?"
2.P dude " Haha man I was loving it the other night I got three hot chicks and was managing their poop chute's all at the same time, fuck yeah"
3.M dude "I went upto this hot gurl last week and said you have a seriouesly nice ass wanna fuck, She said I should really speak to the ass manager about my request.
I was like wtf is an ass manager?"
by T Tone May 02, 2007
Someone who is a generally employed to provide oversight to a group of human resources engaged at a time of company expansion - they do very little to aid in the work completed by those human resources, then they are left behind after those human resources have done the job.
Their modus operandi is to build their own management structure by retaining corporate ladder climbers and ordering the corporate gestapo to investigate anyone who is not a corporate ladder climber and is therefore a nigger.
They generally are left in place long after the expansion they were employed to provide oversight has been completed (generally by the niggers) and probably did very little to aid in. They remain there sometimes for many years continuing to bleed the organisation by outsourcing their own jobs to management consultants and generally any consultant with integrity that will play the game and ensure their position on the corporate ladder is retained.
They generally remain their until there aint no more niggers and budget to hire consultants to do their job for them. As a result they can no longer hide the fact that after multiple years and many, many positive relationships which they are known for they still don't know what the f!ck it is that they are meant to be accountable for.
Their modus operandi is to build their own management structure by retaining corporate ladder climbers and ordering the corporate gestapo to investigate anyone who is not a corporate ladder climber and is therefore a nigger.
They generally are left in place long after the expansion they were employed to provide oversight has been completed (generally by the niggers) and probably did very little to aid in. They remain there sometimes for many years continuing to bleed the organisation by outsourcing their own jobs to management consultants and generally any consultant with integrity that will play the game and ensure their position on the corporate ladder is retained.
They generally remain their until there aint no more niggers and budget to hire consultants to do their job for them. As a result they can no longer hide the fact that after multiple years and many, many positive relationships which they are known for they still don't know what the f!ck it is that they are meant to be accountable for.
Middle Manager: Corporate Gestapo I need some niggers to do my job.
Corporate Gestapo: We will create a process to find some niggers by engaging with some used car salesmen (recruitment agents).
Corporate Gestapo: We will create a process to find some niggers by engaging with some used car salesmen (recruitment agents).
by Honest Richard November 21, 2013
"Dude can you go to the movie? Right now, it's only Kyle and I, and I'd prefer a manage-a-trois over a man-date any day"
by trivea April 26, 2012
To look over the shoulders of EVERY last employee you PWN because you want to catch an employee doing something wrong.
Wow, Rick really knows how to manage people. Well, just people that can stand the constant bitching, and holier than thou attitude that Rick, the wannabe "I was a rocker, but now I'm your boss" delivers.
by me July 29, 2004
Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.
by Garrett Rift August 21, 2005
Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.
by creativevoyeur February 19, 2012