by Machboobspeed January 11, 2013
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dude: what's that amazing thing you bought
dude 2: its a macheen that slows down time
dude: how does it work?
due 2: magic watch
dude: cccccccccccccccoooooooooooooollllllllllllllll(slowly)
dude: what's that amazing thing you bought
dude 2: its a macheen that slows down time
dude: how does it work?
due 2: magic watch
dude: cccccccccccccccoooooooooooooollllllllllllllll(slowly)
by love macheen November 13, 2013
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1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
Get the machete slapped mug.When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
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Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.
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Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.
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Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
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